Can you give me a whole paragraph without using the letters E and I

Can you give me a whole paragraph without using the letters E and I?


"Why don't you throw away that old laptop?"
"Any day soon.
.
.
.
"
"Good for you.
"
"Ya, but for now can u say a paragraph sans two.
"
"Sans two? What two? Two nouns?”
"No.
Two that my worn out laptop can't.
"
"Can't what? You talk mad.
Can't catch what you want to say.
Tough luck.

"Don't worry, shall try and do on my own.
"
"Sorry, man.
"
"That's okay.
"
“How about tomorrow?”
“No plans as of now.

"So.
Good day.

"Good day to you too.
"
“Oh and good luck!”
“Thanks, but no thanks!”


You want us to say no.
But, alas, not today.

“Now what?”, you may say.
Crowds shout back, “Won’t you just go away?”


Yup.
OK?


Why?


No.

Updated: 10.06.2019 — 11:23 am

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